belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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