i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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