I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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