O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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