what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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