my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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