how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize
