I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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