Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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