google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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