The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a hot homeless man
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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