8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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