that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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