I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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