So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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