Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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