I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So much rum. So many feels.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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