champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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