I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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