i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
