I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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