dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize