your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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