Are we in a gay sports bar?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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