He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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