even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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