fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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