I just pynch a tree in the face
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
