His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
tell me about the eggs
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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