Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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