yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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