If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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