I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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