coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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