And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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