i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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