Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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