Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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