just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I pour the whiskey from now on
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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