Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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