Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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