Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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