508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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