Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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