Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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