is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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