I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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