Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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