Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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