Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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