So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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