Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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