I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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