You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
