so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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