it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
