I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
organizing the empties. That sober.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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