Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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