my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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